8 WIDESPREAD WATER MYTHS DEBUNKED
America's only certified 'water sommelier' wants to open your eyes to the misunderstood wonders of the world's most ubiquitous beverage. Here are some water myths debunked.
No one ever wants to drink too much, but sometimes festivities happen. Keep this guide handy for preventing and dealing with the horrible hangover. (Still useful for rest of adult life).
THIRSTY? DRINK ARTISANAL WATER
"Corporate water is soulless," so intones the makers of artisanal water, Timmy Brothers Water. Watch this spot-on parody of bespoke water, with the earnestness and blase affectation you'd come to expect from... the H word.
DOUCHEBAG OR DYNAMITE?
He's a "water sommelier". Read on and decide if you want to take his head off with a flying guillotine.
GUIDE TO DAY DRINKING
Low-alcohol cocktails that won't put you to bed before the sun goes down.