PARCHED | 11 FUNNY BEER LABELS

Just the other day, we were walking through Prague, Czech Republic, looking like your regular Asian tourists, taking pictures of buildings, haggling at gift shops, misinterpreting operas, eating pork schnitzels, drinking Czech beer, and having a beer spa (story for another time!) – as one does at the height of summer in Europe – minding our own business, when we saw a sign “Staropramen”, and the Asian in us made a run for it; towards it. To our dismay, it wasn’t a “RAMEN” shop, it’s the name of a brewery. And that, is just a useless background story to introduce this useful list – useful, if you need a laugh; Pilsner Urquell if you need a drink – of 11 of the funniest BEER NAMES (some breweries, some brands) we have come across.

Why 11? Because it’s one more than 10.

You’re welcome.

1. Staropramen

Prague, Czech Republic – see useless story above

2. Uncle Sam

Singapore – local childhood name we give to cops, explaining why this beer’s presence can be uncomfortable and comfortable depending who you are, but overall, here in Singapore, it does its job well.

3. Polygamy Porter

Utah, USA – can double up as a good excuse if caught with pants down in an orgy.

4. Panty Peeler

Alaska, USA – can double us as a good excuse if caught with panty down.

5. Hoptimus Prime

New York, USA – yes. because that’s exactly what Optimus Prime drinks to get that cool voice. They are counting on you to think like that.

6. Faceplant

Virginia, USA – because a faceplant is always funny.

7. Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Brew Dog, Scotland, UK – important to know because their line of beers ALL have great names, like, “Chaos Theory” and “Bitch Please”, jtnaf.

8. Bishop’s Finger

Kent, USA – they say the locals call it Nun’s Delight.

9. Low Life

Evil Twin Brewing, Denmark – and the label is even funnier! reads: “A clever woman once said; ‘fair is foul and foul is fair’. On that note we threw in a young, unacknowledged hoppy pilsner gave it a limp, wrinkly flavor and finished it off with an insulting high price that will give you a foul feeling in your mouth. That’s why we name Evil Twin Brewing’s Low Life the Golddigger of Beers.”