#106
TOO SOON BABE
07 Oct 2014 By Xin Hui Helder-Eng
Cheers, to a boozy babe that stole our hearts, only to break it.
Not too long ago, this babe stole our hearts, with the following headline on The Independent:
“Boozy Feral Pig Steals Beer, Gets Drunk, and Starts Fight with a Cow”
A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow. The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia. In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow. Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep. Read More
And just today, hearts broke as we learned:
“Boozy Feral Pig… dies in Car Accident”
… The boorish porker, which had been missing since the incident, was recently found after being hit by a truck in a remote stretch of the northern Pilbara region. Identified by distinctive markings on the back of his ears, it marks the end of the animal that made international headlines last month after he went on a drunken rampage at a campsite in Port Hedland. Read More
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We raise our glasses, to this boozy babe.
