© 2014 SLODE Pte Ltd.
All Rights Reserved.
Spooned.
CATEGORIES

#20

THE BARFLY KNOWS

27 May 2014 By

Why’d you argue with a man who knows the bottom of a glass and the bottom of the barrel? Charles Bukowski gives us 11 reasons why alcohol is the juice of the devil and the elixir heaven never understood.

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”

“That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

“Stay with the beer, beer is continuous blood, a continuous lover.”

“I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don’t know it.”

“I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day and bought huge quantities. I could feel them wondering why I wasn’t dead yet and it made me uncomfortable. They probably weren’t thinking any such thing, but then a man gets paranoid when he has 300 hangovers a year.”

“Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn’t become obvious yourself.”

“When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.”

“in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot at a symphony, sunlight and maddened birds are everywhere, the phone rings gamboling its sound against the odds of the crooked sea; I drink deeply and evenly now, I drink to paradise and death and the lie of love.” Soiree

“What? You mean you’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication? That’s when you need a drink the most.”

“now lighting new cigarettes pouring more drinks, it has been a beautiful fight, still is.” Cornered

“Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.” Barfly

You might be interested in...

#643 No.

So, We Can't Go to the Bars During This CB (Circuit Breaker) Period. Thankfully, the Bars Are Coming to Us.

#436 No.

No one ever wants to drink too much, but sometimes festivities happen. Keep this guide handy for preventing and dealing with the horrible hangover. (Still useful for rest of adult life).

#409 No.

Apparently there are four types of drunks in this world, and you’re one of them.