THIRSTY? DRINK ARTISANAL WATER

17 Aug 2015 By David Fuhrmann-Lim

“Corporate water is soulless,” so intones the makers of artisanal water, Timmy Brothers Water. Watch this spot-on parody of bespoke water, with the earnestness and blase affectation you’d come to expect from… the H word.

How do you like your water? Still? Sparkling? Or artisanal? Watch filmmaker Paul Riccio’s Water Story, a nail-on-the-head parody of the craft of bespoke water.

All the twat-like elements are there: small batches (#1402 is a blend of three rivers); story (like “Mark Twain, but without the racist bits”); and unique delivery (ferried by donkeys across states).

Enjoy! Now, where can we get some?